Stories By Zack Thomas
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OMG Sports
Joel Embiid To Receive MRI after Nasty Fall
June 1, 2021Embiid took a hard spill in Monday’s game. The confusing thing about the human body is...
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OMG Sports
Prominent Japanese Newspaper Calls for Cancellation of Olympics
May 26, 2021More and more voices are calling for postponement or cancellation of the games. The Tokyo Olympics,...
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Washington Wizards Make it to Playoffs
May 21, 2021In spite of the odds against them, the Wizards are playoff-bound. The bizarre nature of the...
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Kevin Pillar Takes a Fastball to the Face
May 18, 2021The Mets outfielder needed to get a CT scan after a major injury. Some people, when...
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Corbin Burnes on Verge of Strikeout Record
May 13, 2021To the Brewers’ pitcher, strikeouts are a state of mind. In any physically or mentally intensive...
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Collin Sexton Says No Bad Blood After Luka Doncic Foul
May 10, 2021There were no hard feelings after an accidental smack in the no-zone. Here’s a little lesson...
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WOW News
New Subway Sandwiches Deemed a Safety Hazard
May 7, 2021Surprisingly, not for the reason you’re thinking. You could make a lot of easy jokes about...
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Belgian Farmer Accidentally Makes Country Bigger
May 4, 2021Who knew altering countries was so easy? The boundaries that determine the size and shape of...
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FDA to Ban Menthol-Flavored Cigarettes
April 29, 2021There are no more flavors to mask the smell of tobacco smoke. One of the major...
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Texas Woman Discovers Felony Charge for Severely Overdue Videotape
April 26, 2021The video store always has the last laugh. Back when video rental stores were still in...
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Taco Bell to Begin Recycling Sauce Packets
April 21, 2021The packets themselves, not the sauce in them. Taco Bell’s various spicy sauces are one of...
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A New Jersey Deli is Worth $100 Million on the Stock Market
April 16, 2021Wall Street is a very silly place sometimes. I don’t claim to be any kind of...
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Egypt Seizes Ever Given as Penalty for Canal Blockage
April 13, 2021Egypt wants someone on the hook for $900 million. Three weeks ago, the massive shipping vessel...