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Florida in State of Emergency Due to Fuel Shortage
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New Subway Sandwiches Deemed a Safety Hazard
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Belgian Farmer Accidentally Makes Country Bigger
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FDA to Ban Menthol-Flavored Cigarettes
April 29, 2021There are no more flavors to mask the smell of tobacco smoke. One of the major...
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Texas Woman Discovers Felony Charge for Severely Overdue Videotape
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Taco Bell to Begin Recycling Sauce Packets
April 21, 2021The packets themselves, not the sauce in them. Taco Bell’s various spicy sauces are one of...
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A New Jersey Deli is Worth $100 Million on the Stock Market
April 16, 2021Wall Street is a very silly place sometimes. I don’t claim to be any kind of...
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Egypt Seizes Ever Given as Penalty for Canal Blockage
April 13, 2021Egypt wants someone on the hook for $900 million. Three weeks ago, the massive shipping vessel...
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CDC Advises Americans to Avoid Canada
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Buttigieg Comments on American Jobs Plan
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Corbin Burnes on Verge of Strikeout Record
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Collin Sexton Says No Bad Blood After Luka Doncic Foul
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New York Rangers Call for Removal of George Parros
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Aaron Rogers Isn’t Interested in Playing for the Packers Again
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Atlanta Braves Win After Swanson Burns Sage
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NFL Relaxes Jersey Number Restrictions
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Alex Smith Retires from the NFL
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NFL Teams Decline Offseason Workout Sessions
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Mets Beat Marlins with Controversial Walk-Off
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Astros Face Major Hazing at Angel Stadium
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Prince Harry Speaks at ‘Vax Live’ Concert
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Burning Man 2021 Cancelled Due to COVID
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Disney Imagineers Create Free-Walking Animatronic
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Directors Chosen for ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’ Sequel
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Mick Jagger Talks About Writing his Memoirs
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‘Emancipation’ Filming Moved Out of Georgia to Protest Voting Restrictions
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LeVar Burton Expresses Interest in Hosting ‘Jeopardy!’
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Justin Bieber’s Agency Bought by BTS’ Agency
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‘Rick and Morty’ Season 5 to Air in June
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