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Apple Promotes ‘PUBG Mobile’ to Rib Epic Games
August 28, 2020Apple is offering alternatives on the App Store to Fortnite. Apple and Epic Games are still...
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McDonald’s Launching Spicy McNuggets
August 25, 2020After near forty years, McNuggets are finally getting a new flavor. As much as I love...
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Michigan to Pay $600 Million to Flint Residents
August 20, 2020Victims of Flint’s water crisis will receive money from the state government. Back in 2014, the...
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Teachers Strike Over COVID Concerns
August 17, 2020Teachers in multiple states have organized a mass “sick out.” Today is officially the first day...
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The Final Blockbuster is Now an Airbnb
August 12, 2020The last bastion of the 90s, available for your rooming pleasure. As convenient as modern streaming...
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Iowa Company Obtains Five Burger King Locations for $1
August 7, 2020Now that’s what I call having it your way. I’m no business genius, but I’m reasonably...
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Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes
August 4, 2020Wow, people really miss their Game Boys, I guess. Yesterday, pre-orders opened for the Analogue Pocket,...
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Disneyland Narrows Mask Requirements
July 29, 2020Bandannas ain’t gonna cut it anymore. In their ongoing crusade to offer theme park fun despite...
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Wisconsin Man Splits Powerball Winnings With Old Friend
July 24, 2020Now that’s what I call integrity. Here’s a question: do you remember every single promise you’ve...
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eBay Sells Off Classifieds Business
July 21, 2020Though unlike your old Beyblade collection, they got a pretty good deal for it. With Amazon...
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DJ LeMahieu Re-Signs with Yankees for $90 Million
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PGA Will Not Host 2022 Tour on Trump Course
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Trevor Lawrence to Enter 2021 NFL Draft
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LA Chargers Coach Anthony Lynn Fired
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Cohen Says Mets Farm Needs Replenishing
December 29, 2020The Mets are a bit lacking in the new offerings department. When baseball teams trade players,...
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James Harden Under Suspicion of Violating NBA Bubble
December 23, 2020Video has surfaced of Harden at an exotic club. The Houston Rockets are set to play...
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Saints to Deploy Drew Brees Against Chiefs
December 18, 2020Brees is back in fighting condition. The QB for the New Orleans Saints, Drew Brees, has...
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Cleveland Indians to Change Name… Eventually
December 15, 2020They’ll get to work changing it when they think of a new one. Cleveland Indians owner...
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25% of Minor League Baseball Slashed in Restructuring
December 10, 2020It’s like The Hunger Games, but with baseball affiliations. Minor league baseball has been in a...
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Jets Defensive Coordinator Canned
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Dave Grohl Offers Thanks for Venue Relief in Stimulus Bill
December 30, 2020The legendary rocker was thankful for the help in preserving the arts. Out of all of...
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Harry and Meghan Share Delightful Christmas Card
December 24, 2020The Royal Couple wish you a happy holiday. Prince Harry and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, have...
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‘The Mandalorian’ to Receive Spin-Off Series
December 21, 2020Jetpacks and blasters will never stop being profitable. Last week, Disney+’s breakout Star Wars-adjacent series, The...
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Mariah Carey to Host New Year’s Airbnb
December 16, 2020Who doesn’t want a beautiful view with a famous host? New Year’s Eve in Times Square...
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Sephiroth is Coming to ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’
December 11, 2020Cue the Latin chanting. As was the case every time prior, when Nintendo teased everyone the...
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Howard Stern Extends Show Contract
December 8, 2020The Howard Stern Show will remain on the air for another five years. While not a...
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John Mulaney Talks About Brief Secret Service Investigation
December 3, 2020A spot of poor word choice put Mulaney in an awkward place. The tricky thing about...
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Disney Pays Tribute to Chadwick Boseman
November 30, 2020Disney added something extra to their stream of Black Panther. Yesterday was Chadwick Boseman’s birthday. If...
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Taylor Swift Surprise-Releasing Concert Film
November 24, 2020Folklore is coming to Disney+ tonight. Taylor Swift has been quite the mischievous one lately, hasn’t...
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Apple Cuts Deal with PBS to Air Charlie Brown Specials
November 19, 2020You don’t mess with peoples’ Charlie Brown. If you’ll recall, toward the end of October, it...
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