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Boston Dynamics Robots Dance Their Hearts Out
December 31, 2020Who says metal men can’t dance? A big part of creating the futuristic robots we’ve all...
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Nintendo Wins Lawsuit Against Go-Kart Tour Company
December 28, 2020Time to pay the plumber. If there’s anything I’ve learned over multiple years of playing Nintendo...
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Who’s Getting Another Stimulus Check?
December 22, 2020The conditions have been tightened compared to last time. So, time once again for some good...
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Starbucks Cancels Holiday Happy Hour
December 17, 2020Sorry, no BOGO drinks this year. Starbucks’ annual holiday Happy Hour events are typically a wonderful...
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Popeyes Now Offering Chocolate Beignets
December 14, 2020Now that’s what I call southern comfort. Popeyes has been trying to get a little more...
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Redbox Now Offers On-Demand Shows and Movies
December 9, 2020One more streaming service for the pile. As an early adopter of streaming stuff, I’ve never...
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Taiwanese Man Forced to Sell PS5 After his Wife Realizes It’s Not an Air Purifier
December 4, 2020If he was gonna try that excuse, he should’ve gotten an Xbox Series X. Ever since...
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Starbucks Giving Away Free Coffee to First Responders
December 1, 2020A little holiday cheer for the brave folks out there. To say the COVID-19 pandemic has...
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New Japanese Burger King Offering Raises Eyebrows
November 25, 2020I like burgers plenty, but this seems a tad much. Compared to the likes of McDonald’s,...
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South Australia Lifts Lockdown After False Alarm
November 20, 2020A single pizza-related lie sent the whole state into a panic. Contact tracing is a vital...
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Moderna Vaccine is 95% Effective Against COVID
November 16, 2020We’ve got another promising weapon against the pandemic. Are you tired of being stuck at home...
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Chipotle Opens First Digital-Only Location
November 11, 2020Burritos of the future. Even as restrictions have loosened and fast food restaurants have reopened their...
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Tesla Releases Tequila, Sells Out Immediately
November 6, 2020Get drunk the Elon Musk way! Back in April of 2018, as an April Fool’s Day...