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Los Angeles Schools Divert Funding from Policing
February 17, 2021The money will be put toward aiding Black students. Schools around the country have been making...
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Tessica Brown’s Hair is Finally Glue Free
February 11, 2021The comedy of errors has a happy ending. A couple of days ago, we reported on...
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Ohio Woman May Sue Gorilla Glue After Putting it in Her Hair
February 9, 2021Tessica Brown has had adhesive in her hair for over a month. I think we’ve all...
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National Zoo Pandas Frolic in Snow
February 1, 2021D.C.’s snowstorm was appreciated by at least three residents. The northeastern United States got a hearty...
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CBS Has Booked Almost All of the Super Bowl’s Ad Time
January 27, 2021Despite some notable absences, it’ll still be a day of classic commercialism. The amusing thing about...
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Mega Millions Jackpot Reaches $1 Billion
January 22, 2021That’s a whooooole lotta Simoleans. I already have enough vices in my life, so I’ve never...
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Washington State Teaming Up with Business on Vaccine Distribution
January 19, 2021The Washington state government is enlisting the aid of local business leaders. While multiple vaccines from...
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Pope Francis Receives COVID Vaccine
January 14, 2021Pope Francis is on his way to medical safety. Pope Francis is currently 84 years old....
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Twitter Shares Slide After Trump Ban
January 11, 2021The President’s suspension has shaken up the social platform. Last week, following the riot at the...
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Stimulus Payments Missing for Some US Citizens
January 6, 2021One last little monkey wrench from 2020… The IRS has already begun sending out stimulus payments...
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Boston Dynamics Robots Dance Their Hearts Out
December 31, 2020Who says metal men can’t dance? A big part of creating the futuristic robots we’ve all...
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Nintendo Wins Lawsuit Against Go-Kart Tour Company
December 28, 2020Time to pay the plumber. If there’s anything I’ve learned over multiple years of playing Nintendo...
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Who’s Getting Another Stimulus Check?
December 22, 2020The conditions have been tightened compared to last time. So, time once again for some good...